I'm guessing many of you have seen a version of this alphabet for those who are experiencing some of the realities of aging bodies. It's fun and funny. Enjoy reading through it...then continue on to another version. The second version is the Finishers new alphabet!
A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

    H, high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
    P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
    W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

So here's another Alphabet...for Boomers...but with a different slant:
    A's for Anticipation of what the future could become, B's for Believing that the Best is yet to come. C is for Cherish - doing it better with my wife, D's for the Desire to make a Difference with my life.
    E's for Eternity - getting closer every day, F for the Fervor to Finish well, come what may. G is for Gaining an effect that is Global, H for a Heart that is Happy and noble.
    I's to have an Impact through a life that's worthwhile, and J is for Jesus - I want to make him smile. K's for more Kisses with the people I love and L's to Listen and Live Life with Love.
    M's to be Meaningful and for Making More "wow!", N is for learning to live life in the Now. O's for the Opportunities each new day brings, P for the Possibility of Pursuing new things.
    Q is for Quiet - sometimes that's nice, R is for Rest, but not as a vice. S for Settling into who I can be, and T for the Time to really be me. Understand is for U, and Value's for V, W's for Wisdom, applied carefully.
    X for X-cited, even though its spelled wrong, Y for the Yearning to fill every day with a song. We've come to the last, the letter is Z, it stands for the Zest to be all I can be!